i’m too busy shipping my otp to care about my own love life


I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.

McCall and Stilinski, grab the long sticks. You’re covering goal for two-on-ones.


listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 


to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language


imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food


i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

I’m perceived to be constantly going out with people, I’m just not. It’s like, she’s a hopeless romantic so she’s a serial monogamist, always dating. They look at me and think: ‘Oh she has to be in love or she’s not happy.’ It is possible for a woman to be romantic but also to be single and to be happy.


day ruined

I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.

Dita Von Teese (via christtmaslove)