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jaceheromdale:

i’m too busy shipping my otp to care about my own love life


illest:

I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.


McCall and Stilinski, grab the long sticks. You’re covering goal for two-on-ones.


annemarina:

listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 


officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language


nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food


basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world


I’m perceived to be constantly going out with people, I’m just not. It’s like, she’s a hopeless romantic so she’s a serial monogamist, always dating. They look at me and think: ‘Oh she has to be in love or she’s not happy.’ It is possible for a woman to be romantic but also to be single and to be happy.


saansastarks:

day ruined


I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.


Dita Von Teese (via christtmaslove)